to eet your blue lips like a machine
catalina. 16.
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
(via datsenseofhumor)
so i made a thing
guys i put effort into this
he lookS LIKE A MOUSE
His hair looks like the McDonalds sign
(via thefoureyedwinchesters)
do you ever just want to be really nice and a sweetheart to everybody but then you remember how much you really fucking hate people and then your plan goes to shit
(via visiblysmooth)
Hey, you.
Yeah, you, the person who looks incredibly bored. Yeah, you. I’m talking to you.
You have really nice eyes.
I like your smile, too, because it means you’re happy, and I like it when you’re happy.
Now keep on scrolling because this is really embarrassing for me, okay?
(via tic-tac-scented-tree)
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
until they’re hit with a bottle of piss
(via ellenuts)
n. the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore—that although you thought you were following the arc of the story, you keep finding yourself immersed in passages you don’t understand, that don’t even seem to belong in the same genre—which requires you to go back and reread the chapters you had originally skimmed to get to the good parts, only to learn that all along you were supposed to choose your own adventure.
(via organicklainekisses)
it’s funny because it’s actually true omg
(via camiekahle)
Lady Heroes - 1/ ? - Catherine Tate
”I’ve never seen Star Wars ! ” ”David:What, none of them?” ”Is that more than one?”
(via camiekahle)
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